Monday, February 20, 2012

OVERSIZED LOAD

As many of you already know, strange things happen to me on road trips. So in lieu of anything relevant, I'm am going to tell you a story.

To set the scene: It was late at night in the middle-of-nowhere Montana. Boyfriend and I were in the last legs of our 12-hour car ride and were ready to sleep forever. Then we saw flashy, orange lights in the distance.

Now, I'm sure that many of you who've been on road trips before are familiar with "Oversized Load" vehicles. In general, they are miniature convoys that usually consist of two flag vehicles and a semi truck hauling anything from half of a house to parts of a wind turbine.

This, however, was not your standard "Oversized Load" convoy.

We passed a flag vehicle vehicle with rather prominent lighting that said, "Oversized Vehicle Ahead SLOW DOWN." Then we passed another one with a sign that read, "Be prepared to stop." The next truck was not only driving in the middle of the road, but it was strapped with a gigantic light-up sign that was reminiscent of the glowy communication helicopter from Independence Day.

Which we then followed at 35mph (as opposed to the actual speed limit of 75mph) for the next ten miles.

Luckily the road curved nicely, so we could see the entire convoy. Which included two more flag vehicles, a pilot truck, a two unmarked cars (which ended up being a police car and a flag vehicle without lights) . . . all of which were behind the actual "Oversized Load" vehicle. In front of it were two more unmarked cars (another cop car and unlit flag truck), and two lit flag vehicles.

The real question is, of course, what in the world did these people need to transport that 1) required 12 different support vehicles, 2) needed to be transported in the dark of night, and 3) had to take up the entire road?

Obviously it was a UFO. *nods*

In all actuality, I can't tell you what it was. When the convoy finally pulled over to let the block-up of cars past, all I could see were metal bars and tanks and valves . . . and I couldn't get a picture thanks to the whole pitch-black-middle-of-the-night thing. Alas. Maybe it really was a UFO. *shrug*

So have you ever witness such a large "Oversized Load" convoy? Or, better yet, do you have any other good road trip driving stories? I'd love to hear about them in the comments!

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That sounds awesome!

One time when my wife and I were crossing Wyoming we passed a convoy that had military Hummers with armed soldiers in it and a helicopter that was flying ahead of the convoy to spot possible troubles (I guess that's what it was doing).

The semi that had the load only had these large crates on it. Not sure exactly what it was but I'm thinking it wouldn't have been a good thing to lose somewhere.

Fun times!
1 reply · active 683 weeks ago
That's insane! Bet it definitely made the trip more exciting though . . . I mean, jeeze, a helicopter? :D
I think there's no other explanation. It HAD to be a UFO.

My husband and I were on our way to Utah late one night and the car in front of us pulled off on a very obscure off ramp in the middle of nowhere. We then had a twenty-minute discussion about timing, and how if we had left five minutes later, we wouldn't have seen that car get off (not that it was important. Just...I don't know, cosmic or something.) Anyway, the next morning there was breaking news that a dead body had been found, dumped on the side of the road at that off ramp, at approximately the same time we saw that car pull off. We've always wondered if it was THAT car.
1 reply · active 683 weeks ago
O_O

Okay, obviously I should never have doubted posting on this matter, because everyone has fantastic road trip stories. I'm a little concerned that they're all in western states (Montana/Wyoming/Utah) . . . but maybe that's all part of the conspiracy. :P
I believe slow traffic was placed on this earth to personally torment me. Gah! I hate it. But it does sound like you passed a cool UFO!

I'm from your campaign group. Hi.
1 reply · active 683 weeks ago
Haha, slow traffic is one of my least favorite things ever . . . especially when I'm in the vehicle where the driver is going significantly slower than the speed limit for no real reason.

Anyway, hi! *waves* Nice to meet you!
You've seen the death of a subaru posts :P.

I think the greatest other roadtrip moment was when I had to take Ingrid to Portland and back in a space of about 36 hours. We hit one of those crazy summer hailstorms while she was driving, and she literally screamed for about two hours because she couldn't see where she was going.

Hilarious.
1 reply · active 681 weeks ago
Yeah, you do have some pretty bad luck when it comes to your car dying . . . but hey, at least you have the experience of dealing with it?

And pfft, your poor sister. :P
The only other time I've seen ridiculously long convoys was when they were military convoys. So. . . not really. I do hope it was actually a UFO though.
1 reply · active 681 weeks ago
I'm not sure I've ever actually seen a military convoy in person, now that I think about it. Hmm.

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